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Hi, I'm Crae, which is an obvious pseudonym, chosen mainly because it's simple and easy to remember.

I don't like writing personal descriptions. Maybe it's 'cause I'm private or maybe I'm modest. Or maybe I'm just lazy.

At the very least, I can list some of my interests and let you think whatever you want.

Likes

Books: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy series ; The Great Gatsby ; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Slaughterhouse-Five ; Catch-22

Films: Pulp Fiction ; Léon ; Memento ; Brazil ; Fargo ; Dr. Strangelove ; Being John Malkovich ; Oldboy ; Rear Window ; Office Space

Music: Radiohead ; The Velvet Underground ; Pixies ; Spoon ; Wolf Parade ; Sunset Rubdown ; Animal Collective ; The Kinks ; The National

TV: Arrested Development ; The Office (UK/US) ; Freaks and Geeks ; 30 Rock ; Futurama ; Flight of the Conchords

Top 3 things

that I'd do if I had a time machine. (It does not need to be a DeLorean.)

  1. The obvious selfish scenario: head to the future to find out the winning lottery numbers and then return to the present to rake in the dough. (That, or steal a sports almanac.)
  2. Go back a couple of years to smack some sense into Fox so that Arrested Development could have enjoyed a few more hilarious seasons. (Maybe do the same to NBC for Freaks and Geeks.)
  3. Kill baby Hitler (but seeing as how a lot of people would probably plan this, I guess, kill baby Pol Pot then).

Let's get some reasoning behind this: the first one would be for my self-indulgence, the second favors people with good taste, and the third is for the good of the world.

It's a win-win-win situation.